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• Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?
• Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
• What do you do if you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
• Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
• Why do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
• Where do forest rangers go to “Get away from it all”?
• If a cow laughed hard, would milk come out of her nose?
• How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
• Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
• If we’re here to help other people, what are the other people here for?
• Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
• Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
• Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
• Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
• If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
• Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
• Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
• What do you call a male ladybug?
• What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
• Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
• Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
• If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
• Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
• Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
• If people from Poland are called “poles”, why aren’t people from Holland called “Holes”?
• Why don’t they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
• How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
• Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
• If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit?
• What did they go back to before they invented drawing boards?
• If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is this a hostage situation?
• If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless?
• What keeps electricity in the wall?
• When it rains, why don’t sheep shrink?
• If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to talk?
• Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
• How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?
• What is the speed of dark?